Out of all the things I’ve received at pride parades, as a Christian, this one is my favorite.
I’m an atheist but this is sweet for all my struggling Christian followers
i’m also an atheist but this is… actually really comforting? wowza?
My favorite has to be the red sheep.
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Please keep your animals (and not just your dogs) safe this Fourth of July please! There will be a lot of drunk drivers, and the loud fireworks make them really anxious
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| my stomach: | please god put nutrition into me I am collapsing |
| me: | uhuhuhuhu I love eat vanilla wafer |

intercontinentalballisticmoose:
@gunshlingerIt’s 3am in a house with no tablet and I’m too energetic to sleep, here are some snails with legs
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snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor JUST CAN’T LOSE.
amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge
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My experience with doctors
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